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Susan. I am the Empress of puns.
Author John Green Arrested For Masturbating In Public Movie Theather

durbikins:

New York Times Best Seller, John Green was recently arrested this past weekend when he went to the film adaptation of his novel, The Fault In Our Stars. Employees at the local theater said that Green had been at the theater for the past 16 hours, watching multiple viewings of


reallyreallyreallytrying:

fucking typical that the kind of woman who drops her pen on the train is also the kind thats insanely rude when i pick it up for her with my dextrous toe shoes


life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

We have always been a nation of immigrants… who hate the newer immigrants.On the Republicans’ hatred of immigrant children coming to the U.S. hoping for a better life, JON STEWART, The Daily Show (via inothernews)

aarontreble:

When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree

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basedgosh:

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thebrotherswinchester:

you know what constantly blew my mind as a child

in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror

like

how does the camera not show up in the mirror

actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out

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pretty-castiel:

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url


americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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