Susan. I am the Empress of puns.
When women scream you wonder what’s wrong with them. When men yell you get afraid about what they’re going to do.A girl in my creative writing class said this in response to a story we read about witnessing intimate partner violence and it really fucked with my head because I’ve never, ever, ever, thought of it that way. (via firelorddahlia)

(Source: blacksupervillain)

What are some of the more elaborate schemes that fans have come up with to meet you?
Some of them started a band called Panic! At The Disco.


If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys




Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike

i feel as though we’ve had different experiences


so i got 1000 followers a month ago and i kinda forgot to do a promo until now so here it is!


mbf me (sorry)
reblogs only please
i mean im not gonna disqualify you if you like it


best panic! blogs
best fob blogs
best posts
best icons
best tags
and faves!!
i might add more im not sure sorry
have fun guys and thanks again!