Nah.
Susan. I am the Empress of puns.

iswearimnotnaked:

tODAY I MADE A TWITTER ACCOUNT FOR A BAGEL

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BUT I GOT TOO EXCITED AND STARTED FAVORITING ALL THE TWEETS CONTAINING THE WORLD “BAGEL” SO TWITTER SUSPENDED ME AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I SENT THEM THIS EMAIL 

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AND THEY UNSUSPENDED ME 

(Source: iswearimnotnaked)


ifearnofish:

so 

has anyone found a rare occurrence yet?


pumpkinprincex:

gender-suspender:

pumpkinprincex:

trans boys in gryffindor being sent to the girl’s dormitory and then being delighted when the stairs won’t let them up

trans girls in gryffindor being told they can’t go in the girl’s dormitory (and maybe shown what happens by some cis boy) and then trying it and finding that the stairs DO let them up

Gender fluid gryffindor students falling down as the steps to the girl’s dormitory unpredictably turn into a slide.

you’re a good egg

(Source: andragonyremade)


crossbowsandwalkers:

bonapartist:

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

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The fucking caption on the picture is the funniest part though

The villain still pursues her

(Source: georgemallory)


hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept