Nah.
Susan. I am the Empress of puns.

BEST SEASON FINALE EVER


vexingholmes:

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin


masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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vegco:

Lookin at the new ad for the 3DS faceplates like 

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GUYS XKIT IS SO AWESOME

ambiguous-ash:

bewareofsexydean:

you can install profiler

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and then go to someones blog and click this little doohickey

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and a box like this will pop up and you can set a name/nickname for them

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and then the name will appear in parentheses on their posts on your dashboard

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AND YOU WILL NEVER FORGET A BLOGGERS NAME AGAIN

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING WHAT EVEN HOW DID I NOT KNOW IS THIS NEW


quietarchivist:

gavirn:

from the podcast

one time brandon was trying to fix the front gate at the office, since it was spontaneously opening and closing and he worked on it for hours before realizing michael was standing on his balcony pressing the opener every time brandon thought he fixed it and just watching him get more frustrating

This company man.


thickneyspears:

September 30th

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October 1st

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