Nah.
Susan. I am the Empress of puns.

crimewave360:

shinygays:

My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

hun


otterly-riddikulus:

look at this snape i found

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it seems normal but then

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what is this

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turn to page 394 motherfucker

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notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable


tsme:

Straight guys are so weird. I had a gag ice cube tray that made penis shaped ice and my apartment mate flat out refused to drink anything with the ice in it like damn fine enjoy your lukewarm drink

beingabusta:

I just remembered that one time I got a screenshot of my phone when it was 4:20 AND 69% and honestly this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done with my life.

titytwochainz:

when u aint have ur phone for a long time and expect to come back to come back to hella notifications but remember u lame

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